Hey gurl hey!
I’ve had enough of seriously butch lesbians and catty (not fabulous) gay men running this entire school. I hate the residence campus and I hate all the inane requirements for graduation. I am going to transfer, no matter what. And I don’t even have to find a guy in college. I will have to eventually, of course, but I also want to join the Peace Corps, so there are some opportunities there. Maybe I will travel to the lush lands of Cambodia where I’ll meet a beautiful Cambodian man (the most beautiful in the world). And then we’ll have an adorable Cambodian son and be island lovers forever. That sounds good.